The Pickled Past (Page 17)
Hope you enjoyed Halloween last night. Tiff and I went to a fancy-dress party on Saturday night.
My beautiful wife dressed up as the Tooth Fairy, with winged pyjamas and a giant toothbrush!
I went as a man who found a Barman’s hand! In other words, a shirt with a fake arm and a box. I put my real arm through a hole to give the impression that I had a living hand in a box.
But why was it the Barman’s hand (at opposed to any other variety of hand)? Well, it was holding pints of beer all night! The pesky thing kept forcing me to drink them too!