Hope you enjoyed Halloween last night. Tiff and I went to a fancy-dress party on Saturday night.
My beautiful wife dressed up as the Tooth Fairy, with winged pyjamas and a giant toothbrush!
I went as a man who found a Barman’s hand! In other words, a shirt with a fake arm and a box. I put my real arm through a hole to give the impression that I had a living hand in a box.
But why was it the Barman’s hand (at opposed to any other variety of hand)? Well, it was holding pints of beer all night! The pesky thing kept forcing me to drink them too!
hmm….she works for the government doens’t she?
…or does the Government work for her?
Neat! I like your costume idea. Imagine the things you could do with that hand, and you don’t have to take the blame!
Turns out I do have to take the blame. I’m writing this from prison
I’d bail you out, but I can’t get very far before my electronic ankle bracelet goes off.
Oh no!
Looks like I’ll have to use the ol’ file-baked-in-a-cake technique. There’s never a baker / metal worker around when you need one!
That is true, left to their own devices, aliens will not pickle themselves… and now I’m starting to worry about what is happening in the present day. but wait, wouldn’t she remember this meeting in the future, and then wouldn’t she… * and now I’ve gone cross-eyed
Hmm… the present day, you say… I have a feeling you may not have to wait too long to find out what’s going on!
Right, only Irishmen will pickle themselves…
…and Scotsmen, if my student days are anything to go by!
Reminds me of alien4.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118583/
Ah yes… or the pickled onion aisle at Tesco’s!
She is one crazy b… i mean, lady!